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But I think I wore it better. Now I have to re-shape my haircut.
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This is why you leave the sideburns alone.
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You are now moderator of /r/pyongyang
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Dammit.
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I didn’t shave it all off, it’s just this angle. I still have some hair left on that side.
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At least you don’t have nukes.
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Alternately, you could go for the full on 50s flattop:
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Sweet merciful leader! *Bows*
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Although I do have a couple of cans of baked beans on the shelf.
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Hipster Kim Jong Un provides free fixie bikes to everyone living in the Sungsburg neighborhood of Pyongyang.
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I’ll pass.
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Oh jesus.
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Refusal of the offer results in execution via anti-aircraft gun.
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And it's a WWII-era German AA gun with a nice patina and handcrafted bolt action. Because hipstertyrant.
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Nuclear if used incorrectly ...
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Kind of looks like Daniel Riccardo’s